Anonymous
March 5, 2026 at 8:54:48 AM
Post-It Note: `"Aw man Potion... I wish people would be more careful...-"`
Potion: `"ME TOO!! I mean SERIOUSLY, when are they gonna learn that jumping into oncoming traffic KILLS YOU.-"`
Watermelon: `"Hi guysss!! Where did everyone go?-"`
Potion: `"They're all DEAD, because nobody here seems to have COMMON SENSE!- Ugh, whatever, the recovery center is almost done, Post-It, can you hand me the disocombisticbobulater?"`
Post-It Note: `"T-the what...??-"`
Potion: `"The discombisticbobulater, Post-It. Hand it over."`
Post-It Note: `"I-I don't know what that is-"`
Potion: `"Come ON, Post-It, we don't have all day- Hand me the discombisticbobulater-"`
Post-It Note: `"WHAT IS A DISCO-"`
*Globe comes out, a bit distorted, one eye being higher then the other.*
Watermelon: `"GLOBE! ARE YOU OKAY??"`
Globe: `"RAHWAHH- AHHH"`
Potion: `"Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself around here??"`
Post-It Note: `"what happened...??-"`
Potion: `"You see Post-It, this is what happens when you recover someone without the discombisticbobulater-"` *Hits Globe with a large book, squishing him*
Watermelon: `"I don't think I wanna speak of this ever again...-"`
Potion: `"Yeah, no offense, I don't even plan on speaking TO you, you're lucky I care enough about you to recover your friends.-"`
*After everyone gets recovered*
Potion: `"This is WHY I advise everyone to STOP DYING, It takes up recovery center power and I don't exactly enjoy creating new ones ALL the damn time."`
Sandy: `"But I love running into oncoming traffic...-"`
Chicken Nugget: `"Yeahh, we could start a massive lawsuit against the people who ran us over and get lots of money!"`
Potion: `"I PROMISE you that will not go down the way you think it will."`
Beanie: `"You guys are so bored, bro."`
Watermelon: `"WELL, to be fair, there's not a whole lot to do around here."`
Potion: `"So, you kill yourselves??"`
Globe: `"Yeahh, honestly, instead of running into traffic, it'd be more fun to like play a game or something-"`
Locket: `"Hey, that's a fun idea!-"`
Pestal: `"Globe, you LOVED running into oncoming traffic. Don't even play."`
White Album: `"Oh, bloody? Bladda?"` *sigh* `"I'm going to miss the good old days of running onto oncoming traffic. We had such fun memories..!-"`
Mortar: `"It's okay. I'm sure we can find better ways to kill time..!"`
Pestal: `"We should ran onto train tracks!!"`
Mortar: `"I don't think that's the best idea-"`
Locket: `"Seruously? Do you guys have anything better to do?-"`
Mortar: `"Uhm, well, no, not really"`
Locket: `"Why don't you get hobby?"`
Pestal: `"But don't you get it? My hobby WAS running into oncoming traffic!"`
*Meanwhile with Chicken Nugget, Watermelon, and Slingshot*
Slingshot: `"SO, you guys want something new to do, ehhh??"`
Chicken Nugget: `"Eh, I don't think I'd be opposed to anything. This place has been boring as hell these past few years."
Slingshot: `"SPLENDIDDD~ Join my EVILL revolution! ! !"`
Watermelon: `"Evil what now?-"`
Slingshot: `"Be EVIL with me, guys!! We can take over the world together!!~ MWAHHAAHAHAH-!"`
Chicken Nugget: `"That sounds like too much EFFORT, sorry. I wanna go skydiving-"`
Slingshot: `"WHAT?!-"`
Watermelon: `"Ooo, that sounds fun! And also pretty saf-"`
Chicken Nugget: `"Without a parachute--"`
Watermelon: `"What...??- Why??-"`
Chicken Nugget: `"It's the RUSH, dude!!-"`
Potion: *walks by* `"Dear Lord, why an I surrounded by werdio adrenaline junkies?!-"` *walks by away*
Beanie: `"Hey, Gift Card, I have a question. Do you still work?"`
Gift Card: `"... What-?"`
Beanie: `"Like, are you expired or not-?"`
Gift Card: `"What kinda question is that-??"`
Beanie: `"I wanna buy an Xbox so I can play Mario.-"`
Human guy: `"I LOVE Mario! Can I play too??-"`
Beanie: `"Bro, who are you-?"`
Human guy: `"wa-WHA- AHH-"` *runs away-*
Replied on: March 6, 2026 at 8:21:27 PM
what the fuck
